Real actual books!
London is officially the worst town in the UK and isn’t it nice to have the truth out there? That London has been making life miserable for its own inhabitants and the rest of the country. That the only people who can still afford to live in the middle of the city are politicians, criminals and bankers. That… Hang on! I’m going off on one about London again, but there’s no need. It’s all in the book. Plenty of other people have written far funnier pieces than my latest rant.
What I should be doing is writing out the top ten:
- Chipping Norton
- High Wycombe
There are another 40 towns in the book too. Not to mention five improvers. It’s hitting the shops now if you want full details. And also the fun of reading all the jokes, outrage, scandal, gossip and rage in the book. Not to mention of thumbing through the pictures… The UK has definitely supplied some great photographic material this time around.
So! The book is available at this splendid network called Hive
It’s also available at Waterstones.
You can pre-order the ebook all over the place. Here’s the apple link.
It’s also available in all kinds of high street books stores and supermarkets.
And yes, you can get it on amazon. If you knew how often I was checking the amazon chart, you’d laugh.
Meanwhile if you’re waiting for the results of our dullest place to live poll, check back on the site later in the week. Sorry it’s taken so long to share the details. Guess what? That’s right, Writing about Leamington Spa was so boring, I never quite got round to doing it…
Finally, quite a few people have been getting in touch with me to try to claim that London isn’t a town. Oh yeah? Take that up with Bucks Fizz: